How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.