How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.