How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair