What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !