What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.