Antimatter Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.