Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Picard Jokes More Picard Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"