Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Cholo Jokes More Cholo Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Chinese Woman Jokes More Chinese Woman Jokes

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.