Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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