Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.