Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.