Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.