Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.