5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.