What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.