What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).