What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible