What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.