Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction