Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.