Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

Previous Random Joke Next

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction