What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

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What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80