What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!