What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat