Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps