What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Sharp Jokes More Sharp Jokes

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.