Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E