Aunt Arctica Jokes

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

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Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

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You switch sides at half time.

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