What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !