What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.