What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.