What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.