Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Engagement Ring Jokes More Engagement Ring Jokes

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.