Engagement Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...