Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.