Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering