When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"