When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"