How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.