How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!