How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.