How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"