Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.