Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth

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How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer