Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.