Phish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Nigerian Prince Jokes More Nigerian Prince Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Phishe Jokes More Phishe Jokes

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.