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THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
A flat miner
Drop your catheter bag.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Patty O'Furniture.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
He was trying to heel them.
Because she was a girl.
The whole thing was a gas.
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "
Digest Readers.
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
When it's too heavy to lift.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
They only have one pair of trunks.
