Public Pool Jokes

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer