What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.