What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

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How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin