Why are cats against abortion?

Because they're CATholic

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.