Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.