What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.