How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Existence is futile.

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Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!