How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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Who built the first American car?

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What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

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How, would you answer this question?

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He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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You are the banner of my existence.

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Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

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How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence