Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.