They both always seem to end up in your clothes
He flushed.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
She says, "On top of mine."
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
