What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!