What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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They always quack the case

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Gonorrhea.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap