What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs