What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."