Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.