Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar?

Both can't take down anything.

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.