Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.