Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What kind of dance do buns do?

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them