Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.