How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What did the baby milk say to his older sister?

You're spoiled!