How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.