Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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No MAN'S sky!

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.