Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Health Jokes More Health Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Vitamin D Jokes More Vitamin D Jokes

Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

B1 Jokes More B1 Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Vitamin C Jokes More Vitamin C Jokes

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra