How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!