How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan