What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.