What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What is a mouse's favorite record ?

Please cheese me' !

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.