Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Hispanic Man Jokes More Hispanic Man Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.