What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.