What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

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What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!